Enjoy me secret insanity.
In the game of dinosaurs vs. pennies, which is more valuable?
Why am I the only person running the Crater Lake Marathon. Is it longer than a normal marathon?
Camel rides on the beach? Yes please!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'm being forced to move to an oil refinery.
At a concert for a local jam band with Harry Potter...
Lions escaped from the zoo again. The only way to be safe was to go to the moon. Apparently the lions can go into outerspace to get us.
Poor little soft-shelled turtles. They are being used intentionally as speedbumps in some neighborhoods.
I've never been in a hurricane before, but it can't be that bad... We'll stay home instead of evacuating.
Going to school today in some footie pj's. They're super comfy, and no one cares. At least I'm modest.
Sure I'm a student, but if student parking is full, can't I park in staff parking? Goodness knows I'm old enough to be staff of some sort. I came outside to find a whole bunch of tickets. That's terrible.
I'm so glad my trunk had four spares in it. I needed three!
Sometimes parents don't approve no matter how successful you are. (Not my parents, they are amazing.)
Getting my friends ready to be sold to their future husbands. I get to be picky for them. Silly men think they get their choice, but I get the final say.
He just kept proposing and proposing. I don't even know his name. He's just teeny tiny.
Running a daycare... I can't believe I lost all of the kids.
"If you keep making a face like that, you'll get stuck that way."
the solution:
I came out of a brick building to find red parrots all over the place. I love it! I don't even have to go to Jamaica! I don't even know if there are parrots in Jamaica...
